the Phantom Papers

Now here is something that MC Hammer
would surely be proud of. Check out the headlines in today’s Kaieteur news. Like every body in Guyana going hammerificously crazy or wat?

Anyone wanna borrow my hammer?…i only paid $1000 for it…cheap and sweet…but does the job.

Take a look at the screenshot below taken from Guyana Chronicle.

Now someone in their right mind tell me if that dude doesn’t look mentally ill…
If that’s not a retarded look then the one i get when i look in the mirror probably is.

Last time i checked, mentally ill accused were deemed unfit to stand trial. Does this law still stand? Was that even a low though?…I’m not exactly Johnny Cochran here you know.

That guy should be put in rehab and get him straight before sending him to prison. Me thinks he might go kill the entire prison if he can’t get cocaine…but then again that might not be such a bad thing …hmmm

And if he’s not mentally retarded…then whoever took that photo has to be the retarded one.

So now i’ve been busy and shit…not busy enough to not post photos of naked guyanese girls though…hehe

but something making frontpage in the newspapers recently has been the relatives of the Lindo Creek masacare seeking overseas forensic help…

forensic help for WTF? are the foreign forensic teams gonna somehow play abnababna or do obeah on the spent shells from the crime scene and figure out who the killers were?

they surely as shit not gonna be able to gather any evidence from the crime scene since its been repeatedly compromised and probably still is being as i type…two earth worms probably jumpin each other’s…hmm…flesh?…in the space where some boot tracks were made and making that shit un detectivable

el hello el peopleo…i’ve barely seen a couple episodes of CSI and know that ur dumb ass aint gonna gather no “forensic evidence” 3 fuckin weeks after a crime…unless the evidence decided to put on some sexy lingerie and sit and wait there for your duumb asses…

yall must learn to look at channel 7 and 28…oh wait…i forget…the guvament don’t look at those channels eh?

yall please save yall money and send home back the forensic peoples so they can fight some real crime and find out who’s stealing all the cow milk.

Now before i get into this post i just need to make it clear that i am in no way supporting the ruthless criminals that cause mayhem in guyana…if i had the resources i would catch em all and torture em in an underground bunker where they would starve to death while listening to Seegobin on 98.1 hot fm while also looking at the teletubbies…now tell me thats not harsh enough punishment!

but since i can’t and then a few of those would be kinda, sorta illegal…i’ll jus stick to what i don’t do best and thats my current occupation which you’ll figure out somewhere down the line.

From this article about “mud up” who was killed when the security forces confronted fineman’s crew…here is an excerpt of something interesting that his mother said …

“Dis boy was a quiet boy, but after Police keep harassing he and dem other boys in the village, he run away from home and I never use to hear from he.”

Now that may or maynot be true…but this isnt the only case of alleged harrasment…

Another one of fineman’s gang members… Troy St. John aka “John Eye”…was killed in an police operation just after the lusignan killings. I dont have link to the article…but it was point out that John was “merely a farmer” a few years back and he was then constantly harassed by security forces…

Now take these 2 cases…could it be possible that these 2 men were once decent law abiding citizens who turned to crime because of the brutality by the security forces?

Put your self in the situation…u’re liming minding your own business … or going to your farm to plant some bora…and the police catch you and kick your ass…accussing you of being a criminal when you really aren’t…

after a few beatings mr. fineman approaches you with the opportunity of joing his gang and taking revenge for all the beatings and harassment…faced with more possible beatings…what do you do?

if my analysis is correct…then those men turned to crime not due mainly to…but assisted by police brutality…

and trust me…i’ve seen how the security forces operate…

i guess some of them are thinkin…hey…lets go find some ppl’s house to turn upside down and kick their asses and i bet u they gon luv the hell out of us…

nope fellaz…that won’t work…if you gonna investigate something it would be wise to do it professionally mofos, if u keep kicking the people’s asses they gon eventually turn back and kick your ass…and the people’s ass as well…

thats one of the causes…we’ve already seen the effects .

Before i go any further…NO, this is not a sequel to “The princess diaries” or “The president’s Diary”.

it’s interesting though because some might call we president gay and say that he’s fineman’s princess…so that could technically make fineman’s diaries something sorta similar…to …hmm…ahh…fuck it…i forgot what my point was

quick note though…i dont really think el prez fagdeo is gay…even though he dogged out pretty miss varshanie…we suspects that he be importing his bitchez…from a land not so far far away from here…thats another story for another day however.

back to why i’m writing this…

so they found mr. fineman’s camp and his “diary”…or so they say….
but diary??!…WTF…thats the first cold blooded killer i’ve ever heard keep a diary…

dear diary…i woke up at 7am…had a rough night…these damned jungle monkeys are so hard to please. Cried myself to sleep last night. No one nose how hard it is to be a gangsta. i was so hurt last night…i cried so much…i still can’t believe it…i lost another ak-47… :( …i can’t take this anymore…i’m going to go cut my self again…it helps with the pain. bye.

thats probably how fineman keeps it G…u know…G for gangsta…wut wrong wit u…?…yuh aint bin tuh skewl?

so if i can be serious for a few seconds…something in me says that the camp isn’t fineman’s camp…but some other cold blooded clan’s hideout…but as every second passes i get reason to doubt that something and believe that it actually is mr. fineman’s camp…

ahh…dont know what to believe…

remember how the police said it was fineman who killed minister sawh?… so how come fineman was so comfortable in supposedly admitting that he was responsible for the lusignan massacre but yet denied with all his might…that he didnt kill minister sawh (he did so in a telephone convo with ed. kaieteur news: glen lall)…

strange indeed.

maybe the camp is indeed fineman’s gang…but the diary was made up? Sure would be a nice way to implicate a certain few ppl in the current crime situation….anyone’s name and number could be thrown in there without being question… corbin, hinkson, bynoe… who was reported by kaieteur news to have been spotted by residents in the area where the camp was found…